Matt Scalf

Person who needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.

Dang, that Matt Scalf needs to stop procrastinating and complaining about his English teacher and finish his damn essays.

by MakeMeASandwich! February 9, 2010

Matt Ox

A 13 year old rapper who is probably one of the greatest rappers of this generation. He is known for his songs overwhelming and $$$. His most famous verse, “Yea I’m in kitchen and you know I’m whipping”

Nathan: yo let’s play some Matt Ox
Adam: Of course, he is the greatest

by Bathing Grape July 20, 2018

Matt Moment

The act of doing or saying some thing so insanely stupid in front of a group of people that you usually cant even deny what you said. Originated when a high school student did and said the stupidest things anyone has ever seen or heard of.

Kid 1: Yea the food at that bakery was really good.
Matt: Yea one time I went to a bakery and they actually sold baked goods.
Kid 2: Wow, Matt Moment.

by Matt Moment WOW! September 28, 2011

dirty matt

When you fuck a stinky pussì bitch then pull out and wipe your dick under her nose.

"That bitches pussy stank so I dirty matted her".

by Stewie69420 March 29, 2020

matt flyzik

Originally the lead singer of the band Underscore, he is the current tour manager of the band All Time Low, and he has an unusual love for the Disney creation Mickey Mouse.

person A: "Who is that backstage with the Mickey Mouse keychain tuning the band's guitars?"

person B: "That's All Time Low's tour manager Matt Flyzik!"

by riotsweetie January 20, 2008

matt cameron

Orginally the drummer for the seattle band Soundgarden. Matt is now the current drummer for the best band ever.......Pearl Jam!

Did you see the Matt Cameron cam on TB2K?

by huzza May 29, 2008

Matt faced

to be soo drunk that one looses all motor skills, face functions, or the abuilty to realize any of his or her suroundings, usually ending up in vandalism of ones own face, hair or eyebeows

i can't believe how matt faced you got last night....

hey, do you realize how matt faced you are right now

by will i am hahahahahhaha November 13, 2011