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carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"
by itrainedlink October 5, 2016
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Carpet clenchers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!
by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023
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Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.
My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.
by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017
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Carpet Bombing

When someone defecates while in a sex swing during an orgy.
James is famous in our swingers club for Carpet Bombing every time we have a party.
by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020
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melon carpet

The fuzzy hair on a lovely set of breasts of any gender.
"He took off his shirt and had the best melon carpet!!"
by corvideer October 2, 2018
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carpet puller

The act of ripping up a girls pussy hair with your teeth
I was a total carpet puller on that chicks pussy last night!!
by iowajoe1 August 24, 2016
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Carpeted Bathroom

Worst thing to exist ever. A girl from my theatre class has a thing for them. Why?
Carpeted Bathrooms shouldn't be a thing

"Look at all the mold in my Carpeted Bathroom"
by TheatreCrackhead September 26, 2019
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