Hobbit fucker

Someone who enjoys fucking hobbits or someone who fucks hobbits to loose calories.

Jim: That girl is such a hobbit fucker.
Alex: Yeah but I heard she lost 4,000 calories after fucking with a hobbit for 10 minutes.

by ster344 December 27, 2014

Cousin Fucker

A cousin fucker is usually known as someone from Kentucky. We've all heard stories of people from Kentucky fucking their cousins come on now get real.

I am from Kentucky and they call me a cousin fucker!

by REALHOODNIBBA July 22, 2018

MonkeyFart Fucker

one who continues to fuck the monkey after the queafing begins

i am a MonkeyFart Fucker

by ezkumezgo June 8, 2009

kinuckle fucker

when a guy or friend decides to act like a complete douchebag, he is considered a kinuckle fucker.

Hey, suck my dick, "no!!!" Just the tip dude, "no!!!!" You kinuckle fucker.

by tcrews251 March 18, 2017

suckle fucker

One who is extremely obsessed with suckling nipple, to the point they climax.

This suckle fucker was sucking my nipple so hard last night he came all over my leg.

by Tittsmcgee May 27, 2017

Tired fucker

A person who is extremely lazy & tries to get out of doing almost everything.

Nathan have you finished welding up them trolleys yet !!! You tired fucker !!!

by Boss Mann G June 12, 2018

Tree Fucker

(noun) a more extreme version of a tree hugger who must follow all of the following criteria:
-enviromentalist (tree hugger)
- activist
- vegan/vegitarian
- hates people who eat meat
- physically active
- knows too much about our waste and how it effects on earth.
A tree fucker is most likely wearing cargo pants and is a failure politician or a geography teacher.

"Why does my teacher have to be such a tree fucker. I'm going to fail just because I eat meat."

by atomic.bomb. February 8, 2009