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america tax

The extra money, time, or quality of life lost as a result of doing business with or interacting with Americans.
The cashier short changed me and then got all confused when I protested; I never got my change back. I guess that's America Tax .
by Skinny Trucker October 13, 2015
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Corvette Tax

The idea that a parts vendor will charge more for corvette parts than they would for similar parts made for another vehicle due to the illusion that corvette owners are wealthy. See also, BMW Tax and Mercedes Tax.
I got hit with the corvette tax on this side marker blackout film. I had to pay $60 for $2 worth of pre-cut tinted film.
by b00st3d May 7, 2018
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Simp tax

Paying a premium subscription for a an e-girl's nudes, discord, personal contact or shoutout, etc.
Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.

Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
by feins September 11, 2020
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Adult tax

Taking a drink of a child's drink or taking a bite out of a child's food before giving it to them.
"Dude? Did you just take a bite out of your kid's candy bar?" Said single guy.

"Of course, that's the adult tax." Said dad.
by John Doe Daddy August 3, 2019
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nit tax

Nit- (from nit picky-in this case particularly with money)

a person with extremely frugal habits. That person will try to do anything (even if illogical) to save a dollar

Nit Tax-The additional money you end up paying because you were trying really hard to save a dollar.
You see gas for $3.00 a gallon and you think you will save 2 cents a gallon if you go across town to get it. However, it costs over $1.50 of gas to go get it. The nit tax is double what you wanted to save.

You try to book a car rental for cheap, you find the cheapest deal for the day. You wait because you know you can find a $20 off coupon. Then, you book the next day, but have to pay $100 more because it is now too close to the day you want your car. Your nit tax is now $100.
by Yangyflo October 2, 2010
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SanicMC Tax

Takes 1% of all financial gain. Can be used like the Uno Reverse Card
I think you need to pay your SanicMC Tax
by NotSanicMC June 29, 2022
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Dickhead Tax

Dickhead Tax - /ˈdikˌhed ˈtaks/- Noun - In a service or customer facing industry, this is a tax that, when levied, adds 25% extra time spent on any task being performed at the request of, or for, someone who blatantly lacks common courtesy.
"That dude was being an ass-bandit, so I charged him the 'Dickhead Tax,' and now his coffee won't be ready for pickup until next Thursday at 4 PM."
by TheAirman1986 November 5, 2021
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