Triple-dicked

When on a chat site like Omegle or Chatroulette, where the "Stranger" is a guy jerking it three times in a row.

Bro, I was trolling Omegle and I got triple-dicked. It was messed up.

Lol fag.

by mcake June 12, 2010

triple headshot

the time during a match of any fps game in which three people are lined up and all killed by one bullet that passes through all three heads. once this has been acomplished the player must instantly run off and eat two steak and lamb pizzas.

player: FUCK YEA I JUST GO A TRIPLE HEADSHOT
observer: DAYUM NOW GO EAT THEM PIZZAS

by the rule book August 19, 2010

triple glazing

(v) sex act involving ejaculating onto all orafices (heterosexual sex)

1) Richard wasn't sure if he could handle Pamela's request for triple glazing that evening, so he invited his buddies over to help.

by rightmac September 10, 2010

Triple Trippler

The act of you and two of your close friends fingerbanging a slut using three fingers each simultaneously.

One Saturday Steve, Levi and Brian were looking for some action. With only one female present they decided to give her the triple trippler.

by Cali St. May 16, 2011

Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.

Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.

by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011

Triple T G

Take To The Grave: When you do something that you never want anyone to know about. Something that you will Take To The Grave.

Me: "I never should have done that!"

Friend: "Some things you shouldn't do and shouldn't tell. You should just Triple T G that information."

by MaryJaneSmith September 6, 2012

Triple Apple

A person in a public arena displaying three Apple products, especially an iPad, iPhone and Macbook variant. Most often arranged in a manner that looks like they are the height of productivity, on closer inspection the one device displaying work is left idle as the owner fondles the others.

Look at that triple apple, who are they kidding watching WWF in the library, not typed a word in 15 minutes.

by derpderp6000 March 30, 2013