nick tooley

nick tooley is a black nigga with a huge Mandingo, strong enough to knock someone out with one swing of his big dick, when nick tooley wanks he has to extend his arms 22222 metres forward to get to the end of it. nick tooley is the G O A T at soccer and scores top bins every time. after his game he goes to have sex with Kylie Jenner, nick tooley is such a legend and has a huge Mandingo

nick tooley has a big dick, I want to be like him

by Bcsjksks March 25, 2019

Tookie

A tookie is a tobacco cigarette.

"Hey man, can I bum a tookie off of you?

by Azpartydude May 20, 2009

tooley

someone who collects animals and drinks cheap beer. has a crumpled, bag-like appearance.

Dude, get rid of those dogs and start drinking good beer, you tooley!

by Dick Fitswelle December 21, 2008

Arab tootie blasting

Tootie blasting with one or more Arab peoples.

"Last night we did some radical arab tootie blasting yo!"

by Penguin-chick February 10, 2009

Toolin'

Super, ultra cool.

Man, that concert was toolin'!

by TOOLINGAL March 25, 2004

tootie fruitie

a very wet pussy

a fag or a gay

a pancake order at I-Hop with some type of fruity toppings

Howard: Damn that bitches pussy was wetter than a tootie fruitie!!!

John: You just a wag ass tootie fruitie!

Greg: Can i order the tootie fruitie please?

by Macaw118 February 5, 2009

Toonie Tuesday

A kick assery day to get a cheap hooker. Usually because it's the second day of the week, when society is working at their jobs or having a sextastic moment with a wife.

Dude I really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting sex)

Well haven't you heard about this thing called Toonie Tuesday?

What's that?

It's a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)

Oh dude awesome!

Yeh! And we can get a two for one with this coupon! Tuesdays are just as awesome as Stacy's mom!

by Toonie Tuesday's save money! October 19, 2011