Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.

"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."

Taking Out The Kids by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019

shoulder with the kids 

The opposite of hip with the kids. Someone might be shoulder with the kids if they're considered behind the times, uncool, lame-o, or droll. They also might be shoulder with the kids if they know what "droll" means without looking it up.

Man, my mom is so shoulder with the kids.

shoulder with the kids by tentaclesandtea June 11, 2019

You’re Scaring The Kids 

It’s slang for that’s funny

“**Insert funny joke**.” “You’re scaring the kids!”

You’re Scaring The Kids by Raggyfromstatefarm October 18, 2020

Swimming with the kids 

When you cum in the bath you are taking.

I went swimming with the kids this morning and man was it awesome.

Swimming with the kids by Denzel Nguyen January 7, 2023

brush your teeth with the kids 

The practice of using semen to brush one’s teeth instead of the traditional toothpaste.

Husband to wife after work: It’s been a long day at the office darling darling, and I know it’s that time of the month, so I hope you’re ready to brush your teeth with the kids!

brush your teeth with the kids by HygieneXpert January 16, 2023

Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit 

My favorite movie genre!

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.

Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit by Temiz August 17, 2023

drop off the cosby kids at the pool 

to have a bowel movement, to take a shit, to take a crap, etc...

"yo i'll be right back i gotta go drop the cosby kids off at the pool"

drop off the cosby kids at the pool by no April 1, 2003