plastic fap

the act of masturbating with plastic wrap because you cant afford a condom.

Bro i just used the plastic fap technique and it was amazing.

by Bubblevevo July 8, 2017

plastic orenthal

A fake depiction of Orenthal that people put on their lawns to keep real Orenthals (criminals) away.

"I saw a man creep into my yard last night put as soon as he saw the plastic Orenthal he took off."

by j.r. MAFIA!!! July 3, 2008

Plastic surgery

You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.

Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."

Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"

Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."

Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."

Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."

Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You..."

Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."

Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

plastic donut

Store-bought cake donuts, sometimes chocolate but usually yellow cake coated in chocolate. Their highly-processed nature is evident by taste. These donuts are called plastic due to the hard coating (instead of a traditional frosting) and artificial ingredients.

Can you go to the corner bodega and pick up a box of those Entenmann's plastic donuts?

by adambox February 20, 2010

Plastic ravioli

A lubricated item that gose gose on your dingy that can prevent court costs, child support, medical bills for nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!

Cover your meat inna plastic ravioli brah. You don't need no damn kids.

by Ari_StarStuff September 2, 2020

plastic goat

having male genitalia that is larger than normal, or f*cking huge! Derived from a huge dildo that is so large it doesn't look real.

Your Mom always tells me I'm a plastic goat and fill her up like no other man can.
I gave her a wet seal with my plastic goat and almost broke her neck.

by Joe is hoe in Spanish June 9, 2005

Plastic paddy

Someone who claims to be Irish, but is only half Irish, and can't be bothered to get Irish citizenship.

Louis: I'm legit a Irishmen now, cos I've got mi a Irish passport.
James: You're not even Irish though, I'm true Irishman with ma ginger pubics.
Louis: James, you don't even have Irish citizenship you plastic paddy.

by Brown Towels June 18, 2021