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Terdcutter

The o-ring. As the name says it cuts of terds in times of great need. Also shrivels with fright or great irritation.
The Phone started ringin right in the middle of my huge shit, Phew, my terdcutter got some action there!

or:

god jimmy's laugh makes my terdcutter shrivel up like a raisin.

Or:

When Shaun came around my terdcutter cinched up tighter than a wet knot cuz it looked like he was gonna beat my ass
by Jooglyboo December 29, 2008
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Terms

A derp version of the name Tim.
Just like the derp version of Chris being "Chers".
Chers: "Hey Terms, come to Liège on the 6th of September!"
Terms: "Aight Chers! I'm down!"
by Chers4II0 August 16, 2019
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House of tards

Word play on the phrase "House of cards". A dwelling where a bunch of extasy addicts live. (e-tards). They sit around and roll on x all day and all night until parkinson's disease kicks in.
Dude, i went over to dwayne johnson's pad. I scored some blue dolphins but i don't like to hang out there. That place is a house of tards.
by Danbridge June 25, 2010
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terdometer

A system of measurement based on the average size of a dump made by the average male used to describe the size of the terd or terds.
Hay Jake, I took a crap that was like 3 terdometers long!
by mike koofe May 26, 2011
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teresita

Folk heroine of uncertain origin; some say horse-muffin-bird, others bird-horse-muffin-bird-bird
So lemme get this straight--teresita rescued the one-eyed frog?
Natch, bro; that's the bird-bird for ya
by Jake Pabble August 20, 2007
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terducken

A turducken is when you take a dead turky and shove it in a duck...Then you take the "turduck" and shove it in a chicken..Making it a "turducken". Then you cook it for about 35 hours in a slow cooker......(dun ask...I dun cook)
mmmmm...That's one good turducken!
by Rea-rea April 30, 2005
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Teresa Heinz Kerry

a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names
Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.
by nonoyawns January 19, 2005
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