Tech Sexport

When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport
Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.

Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport
by Davidiculous July 03, 2011
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Tech-shit

to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.
don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!
by Julce June 25, 2012
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honda-tech

The #1 worst site on the internet.
Honda-tech.com is the worst site on the web.
by DannoRly March 31, 2009
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Lane Tech

A school with fag ass kids who ride teachers dicks 24/7 a security guard who will literally ear and butt rape u if u don’t have ur ID on a school where best friends HU with their “besties” ex and not care a school with all gender bathrooms knowing damn well all kids do is fuck in there
Person 1:Hey what school do you go too?
Person 2: Ah no where special just Lane Tech
by A lane tech sophomore October 01, 2019
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tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.
That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.
by Barnie June 20, 2006
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tech metal

A growing genre of music that is commonly (and wrongly) referred to as grind or grindcore.

It features fast drumming, guitar riffs that usually don't fit or make sense, and combines elements from other genres, such as rock, freeform jazz, deathcore and sometimes country/western.
Some tech metal bands:
Test Switch Isolator
Daughters
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravanganza
The Number 12 Looks Like You
See You Next Tuesday.
by Beeth June 04, 2006
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Tech Ninja

The most awesome position to be in all of Theatre. They run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. The are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.
I love being a Tech Ninja! :)
by techieninja February 28, 2010
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