sizer

A person that looks at other peoples genitals to compare with their own or others

Dude, why do you keep staring at my dick? Your suck a sizer!

by jigjuggla May 25, 2015

size up

When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.

Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."

Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."

Male 1: "Size up"

Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.

by VillanovaJC March 30, 2011

porn-sized

Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )

"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"

"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"

by DeezilRam December 6, 2006

Plus Size Emily

A girl who exchanges sexual favors to get into college or graduate school.

We caught her on her knees blowing the Dean's son. What a Plus Size Emily!!

Not to mention she's also a fatty fatty waffle girl, eww!

by Waffle Inc. July 28, 2009

fun size snicker bar dick

Small dick! small penis

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!

by alyssaabarbie March 30, 2009

dick-size war

a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position

by JenJen November 11, 2003

Smize

Smiling with your eyes.

Coined by Tyra Banks on the 13th cycle of America's Next Top Model.

You can't be a successful model if you can't Smize.

by Need2Smize September 19, 2009