sigma male

A man with severely impaired cognitive function, so impaired that upon the hearing of a psychiatrist's diagnosis of autism, he would rather confidently take it as 'sigma maleness.'

MAN 1: I'm an introvert, like to keep to myself. I don't really care what others think of me. That's none of my business. Why give a shit? That's not cool at all. I like what I like. You know I have digged in this one particular thing for my entire life... blah blah blah......
PSYCHIATRIST: It's highly probable that you have autism.
MAN 1: What? You just said that I'm a SIGMA MALE?

by poTEDwor July 20, 2022

Smigma

A fallic cheeselike substance that grows within the inner womb of a woman's vagina.

I went to boof this check last night and damn did she had a load of smigma.

by sparkman_46057 December 27, 2007

sigma alpha epsilon

sigma alpha epsilon is a group of people in a greek organizaation that was founded in 1856
one of the coolest groups ofdudes
boys clubs.. what?!
most diverse

i thought about pledging for sigma alpha epsilon

by tuyshort February 1, 2008

Sigma

Member of Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity Incorporated. Founded January 9, 1914 on the campus of Howard University in Washington, DC by the most honorable A.Langston Taylor, Charles I.Brown, and Leonard F. Morse. The sum of all and represents true brotherhood, scholarship, and service.

Every man wants to be a SIGMA man.

by Bro. Chapman May 12, 2008

Sigma Noob

A member of the Sigma Nu fraternity who thinks hes amazingly good at video games (since thats all Sigma Nu's do), but actually sucks ass.

Sigma Nu: Dude I'll totally pwn you in some Call of Duty!
Other guy: Shutup you stupid Sigma Noob

by StinkTwat March 8, 2010

Sigma

As said above, a bald Maverick that won't fucking die! Except in X8 where he's gone for good. At least so says Capcom. But they lie too much and give me gas.

Sigma: JUSDIEECKS!!!11 JUSDIEEE!!!!111

X: WTF mate?

by AD2101 January 10, 2005

six-sigma

The act of cleansing one's bowels six times on a bidet in preparation for getting one's salad tossed.

If you want Romain to toss your salad girl you gotta six-sigma that booty

by booty buffet June 13, 2019