stumpy shorts

booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing

Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.

by safe-tee December 13, 2012

shise stumpf

German for stump full of shit

What a shise stumpf!

by phartimus maximus June 29, 2010

stumped

the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night

Morgan: Are you gonna get stumped tonight heather?

Heather: Only if you do it with me!

by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009

stumpy

A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own

Richard (Stumpy) archer

by SMITH November 8, 2004

stump stomp

when a person has small cute feet and u feel like standing on them. Thier feet are so small they are stumps!

ha! look stumps im gonna stomp 'em
they look stompable
YOU STOOD ON MY STUMPS!

by ben benerson May 10, 2005

stumpo

Short, Stumpy, Lame, Small, Wrinkled (And I'm not talking about a person's height)
Also known as a schlort, dwarfwang or midgetdick

Eddie's gotta major Stumpo!

by Jimmy7391210 March 15, 2007

muffin stump

the bottom part of a muffin

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps in the kitchen? Where are the tops too all of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003