n. The techniques used to make thread and yarn expand lengthwise. The scientific discovery that allowed the development of modern yoga pants.
The world would still be covered with saggy butts if Spandex hadn’t developed the stretchnology to shrink-wrap those asses.
by Jerry.g.g March 13, 2019
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1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
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1. The act of putting a drunk on a stretcher that is not alert and orientated enough to deny 911 transport.
"Yooo bro? I need you to pick me up. There is like 10 firefighters trying to stretcher me."
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
"I drunk I'm not promise. I do not want my ass to get stretchered!"
by Urban EMS March 14, 2019
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It's an expansion on the minivan (2 in front; 5 in back) to be 2 in front 10 in back. When a girl has 2 fingers in her vagina and then two fists in her ass.
by ksoze720 June 1, 2019
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Get the Stretchie mug.stretch throat is when someone tells you that they have a sore throat but you know that person has been giving sloppy toppings lately , but act as if they don't understand why . Similiar to strep throat because there is imflamation in the throat but different solely because you know they a hoe.
Jane: man my throat is really sore , and I don't know why just came out of nowhere!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
John: No kidding sounds to me like you've got stretch throat!! You should really see a doctor about that!
by Kilthy Fi April 24, 2019
Get the [Stretch throat] mug.To be so pittiful and pathetic that you need to use a penis stretcher and pump to get it up or to even not pee in your own pants
Omg Amy look at that pathetic Schugel over there he just pissed himself again cause his lil wee wee dont reach past his zipper he really should of thought ahead and used the stretchnPump method he uses to get it up for the puddles cause if he don’t some female is gonna get beat again for sure
by Hd#48 October 19, 2019
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by LilSpicyy March 17, 2020
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