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The best guitar in the world!! (Strat is short for Stratocaster)Invented by leo fender and was the first electric guitar made(with the fender telecaster which i personally think are gay). All the greatest guitar players started on or became famous on this guitar. Ones made in the 60s are really expensive and valuable.
by nickdawg940 May 16, 2005
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Stathakos

One who is incredibly wise. Also synonymous with 'boss', 'legendary', 'hero', and 'ambitious'.
Girl: What a Stathakos! I desire copulation-derived pleasure now.

Girl: I want to sexually recombine my chromosomes with you, Stathakos!
by ajvyem ifxkcd May 18, 2011
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Michael Strahan

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.
Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!
by RedDan69 March 11, 2011
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Stratford

bumblefuck hicktown
Def. 1 Stratford is a pretty little town at least 45 minutes from anything useful. Here you can find the festival theatre, where we put on shakespearean plays and musicals - we're world renowned for it! You can also find - um - uh- let's see- we're the pork capital of ontario!
Def. 2 Hell for unique, interesting, non-drinking/punky teenagers.
Darling, let's visit scenic Stratford, which pretends to be cultured when it's really just another dying farm town!
by wherrthelions January 29, 2009
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Jason Statham

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.
if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.
by BadassDude May 26, 2009
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Strategic Spammer

Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients
Mr Jani is a lead strategic spammer in his company.
by poyani July 2, 2007
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Strategic Zero

A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.
Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?

Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.
by Mookie Eleanor January 12, 2009
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