starbucks

The only coffee shop (I know of at least) where the tall is a small and the short is an extra large. You also have to speak what I call "Starbucks" to order anything fancy there. Sheesh.

Barista: "Welcome to Starbucks"
Customer: "I'll have a grande caramel latte with ice and an expresso shot please."
Barista: "Would you like whipped cream or caramel sauce on that?"
Customer: "No thanks, but I'll also get one of your venti Mocha frappachino iced coffees!"

by bonjourno August 4, 2007

Starbuckets

a coffee addict's daily intake

Maybe Barry Bonds just drank Starbuckets.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011

starbucks

a really good coffee shop where they starve all the kids in africa to make them work under-paid every day
but we love it to the core anyway!

"lets go to starbucks and order a tall, skinny, hazelnut caffe latte with no added sugar, and expresso shot and no cream. because its blates the best drink that they do!"
"ok"

by LucyInTheSkyWithDiamonds April 27, 2008

starbucker

Someone who sits at a coffee shop for hours at a time trying to look all cool with their laptop.

That guy is always here. Total starbucker.

by hsmlover May 1, 2009

Starbuck

A tiny person. They are so small that they are below your eyeline and you often run in to them. Theyre so delicate that if they ever got laid theyd be crushed.

Man I ollied in to that Starbuck today and almost killed him!

by Michael Baker September 16, 2005

starbucks

*A meeting place adored by many.
*A place were great things happen
*The perfect caramel macchiato
*A retreat for cool people
*A place to get a status in the world
*A place to be cool!

S: 'You want a social life?'
P:'Yeah, blad, let's go starbucks'
K:'yeah, den we'd be well cool'
THEY ARE NOW FAMOUS FOR BEING COOL!!

by The height of coolness September 13, 2007

Starbucker

n; a person who's a cross between a Starbucks addict and a fucker. Sometimes a Starbucks addict becomes a fucker only after 2-3 double shot macchiatos, but they're still a Starbucker.

husband; honey, can't we just wait until we get to the next town to get you your third refill from Starbucks.

wife; fuck you...get me to a Starbucks Now!!

husband; you can be a real starbucker sometimes, you know that!?!?

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008