Flat Virgin Stanley

One who has never been flat stanlied.

He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.

by xxScarlettSavagexx January 8, 2011

flat stanley

The act of pressing down hard enough to feel the contour of the male genitalia through his pants.

I needed to check out his package, so I gave him a "flat stanley".

by Deedre March 17, 2005

faux'stache

A false mustache
Also: a false moustache

Mustache Day was a big success. Everyone in Mrs. Tutt's 2nd period class had on a faux'stache.

by Mustache Man! July 25, 2008

B-stache

A B-stache belongs to anyone sporting a moustache reminiscent of a stache found in a B-movie, especially an 80's B-movie. The bestowing of a B-stache is often enhanced by naming a specific B-movie or B-movie actor that the B-stache most closely brings to mind.

Did you see that guy? That was a Smokey and the Bandit B-stache!

by subwoofa22 February 13, 2006

sexual stance

questioning a friends sexual stance but not sure how to ask. this person could be a friend, or just somebody you know in general. at this time you are completly unsure.

home slice 1: so whats your take on cindy's sexual stance?
home slice 2: i think shes a lesbo, what doya think?

by cracklegs October 12, 2006

Tapping the Stache

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

Stanley

Stanley is a Island name. He's always cracking lame jokes. He's a guy you'll love to meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of family, best friends and people. He's smart with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possible. He really don't know how to handle being in a relationship bcuz his excuse of being hurt in the past. He's Cocky but not Fat. He love to cuddle when he wants to. He always goes out with friends but never really remember when he suppose to do something w/someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funniest ways. He has Nappy Hair. You'll like him in the beginning but dislike in the end with his selfish ways. But Stanley is a good person!

Chyyy you seen stanley with them gator toe shoes on. He sholl think he's clean...

by Lulu85 February 17, 2012