Stalkertise

To formally stalk someone with the intent of getting some.

I stalkertised this girl i met at a club, but she didnt go for it, and instead i got beaten.

by mel =) October 6, 2006

Stalker Friend Syndrome

When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.

Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.

by tbaaaby November 6, 2010

Stalker Texas Ranger

Creepy dudes dressed inappropriately like cowboys, that think staring you and your girlfriends down at a club is cool.

"Don't look now ladies, but Stalker Texas Ranger is checking you out"

by trams os U ?tuo ti erugiF December 31, 2012

piss-stalker

Someone who is afraid of going to the shitter anywhere except their own home. This is because they are afraid of the householders listening in on them 'squeezing one out' or 'slashing on the seat' or in case they leave 'tracks'

bloody hell! Look at that dude, he looks like a right piss stalker.

by SATANCHILD November 25, 2004

stripper stalker

One who has been fooled into thinking that a stripper is leaving with him, then proceeds to loiter in the parking lot while she has already left out the back door into her boyfriends' car.

valet #1: "what's with that guy?"

valet #2: " oh, he's waiting for candice."

valet #1: " she just left with her man."

valet #2: " yeah, just another stripper stalker!"

by D-Town Doug-e-Fresh February 27, 2009

Musical Stalker

One that "stalks" or knows what song another person is listening to or likes. The two people cannot be in the same vicinity.

Lindsey: "Thanks so much for putting Panic! At the Disco on my iPod! I'm obsessed with all this new music!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": "My favorite is 'Folkin Around'!"
Lindsey: "Wow, that's actually what I'm listening to right now!"
Dakota "Alpha Male of the World": MUSICAL STALKER!

by islandswimgirl March 30, 2009

Porn Stalker

1) A person who stalks one specific pornstar, they know exactly when new DVD's and Videos come out, and they know a significant amount of Background history on said person

"That guys is addicted to Priya Rai"
"yea he's such a porn stalker"

by iBlackGuy94 December 15, 2011