my main squeeze

Your best friend, home skillet, buddy for life, homie home dog, home skillet biscuit, friend for life,usually of Mexican heritage, around 5 feet tall, often named Andrea because you guys are BFFS and he/she is the real MVP. All in all, your uber duper extra best friend.

Yo that girl Andrea is my main squeeze, we been friends since all the way back in 2010

by Thugmaster3k October 7, 2015

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Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.

That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.

by RoughandTumble May 20, 2014

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squeaky possum

When a girl is hanging upside down thinking you are about to insert your penis in her mouth you pull a 180 and then rip some serious ass right in her mouth. The hanging upside down is the possum and the fart effect is the squeakyness.

My girl friend was in for a real treat when instead of giving me head I gave her the suprising squeaky possum.

by Chew-ay November 7, 2006

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squealer

A person who tells or calls the law (police) a lot
A snitch

Guy 1: I'm gonna squeal on ur ass if you don't get out of my house

Guy 2: Fuck u squealer

by Ghetto Literature November 3, 2015

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@ebrake yeah, why don't you put together a Tea Party get-together in Florida and jack-off all over the crowd like at a sweet GWAR show too? That would be great and would definitely send a message. People would be stoked to bask in your MAN SQUEEZE.

by duskins December 9, 2010

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