smudge

Someone who likes to get up close and personal. physically

That dude is a smudge.

by soulmate June 30, 2004

Spudder

To take a dive, head first, into something... be it a wardrobe, a gas fire outside a pub or simply the concrete beneath your feet. Named after the ill-balanced man himself, Graham AKA Spudd!

We were standin' at the bar and some guy took a Spudder right into a table full of glasses. Looked really sore!

by Neldo December 9, 2008

Spadger

A wily creature who will often invade homes using invisibility and cause mischief under the guise of an evil of spirit or demon.

"Dude did you see that film paranormal activity?"
"The one with the spadger?"
"yeah dude, pesky spadger"

by Strange tamer November 2, 2013

cock smudge

1. A smudge of the cock.
2. Smudged Semen.
3. Any substances from the cock being smudged.
4.Smudged chicken dookie.

hilarie, semen-smear, chicken-dropplings.

by Shaun Coffin (ducky) April 21, 2003

spudded

A sexual behavior, when a woman dosen't want to have sex for a long time, or you just want to make her mad. You ejaculate in your hand while she's sleeping, wake her up, and slap her in the side of the face wth it. She'll either start having sex with you, or leave.

spud, spudding, spudded, spudding, spuds, slap, ejaculate slap, ejaculate, face, facial, facial slap

by keylay_0123 September 20, 2009

smudge

what I did to my girlfriend last night.

I smudged her all over, she loved it.

by brownsound September 22, 2004

scudge

a smidgen, a trace amount.
(Measurement used in recipes.)

Add a scudge of sour cream to your macaroni and cheese to give it a zing!

by Unwyred March 4, 2005