phillips screw driver

4 oz Vodka
2 oz Orange Juice
2 oz Milk of Magnesia

Friend 1: "I am really hungover!"

Friend 2: "Here, have a phillips screw driver."

by Westex November 17, 2006

Nebraska Screwball

pouring a vanilla milkshake over your penis, freezing it using a walk-in freezer to make a solid frozen layer of milkshake on your penis, and proceeding to have sex with a girl, while rotating your entire body around the axis of her vagina.

"Last night, I heard that Steve gave his girlfriend a Nebraska Screwball!"

by definitionman345433 July 13, 2009

Dirty Screwge

A sex act involving intercourse where a woman is suspended from the ceiling by a harness while a man lies on a spinning table. The woman then mounts him while he spins beneath her on the table.
The woman should remain still while the man spins inside of her.

Ken pulled his scrotum while attempting to perform a dirty screwge with Barbie.

by KittyKittyLickLick69 October 16, 2009

anal screw

When you screw someone up the anal, or in other words, have butt sex. When you call someone an anal screw, you're calling them gay. It's also used as an expression: "Anal Screw!". When you say this, your saying "this is gay".

You're getting stuff out of your locker, reach down for a book, come up, hit your head on a metal shelf inside your locker and exclaim, "Anal Screw!".

by kellysucksbutirideitanyways February 14, 2008

screw

To do wrong by someone. To give someone a raw deal.

Hey, this is only half of what you promised! Why you want to screw me like that?

by ziptied April 2, 2003

screwed up

music slowed to slowed tempo,creating a surreal sound a kind of dillusional state of mind. popular in the city of houston, tex aka screwston... made popular by the late great DJ SKREW..

all my music is screwed up...
you got the screwed up version of that slim thugga cd...

by C-MO July 28, 2005

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

A threat to be taken very seriously.
Results of ignoring this threat are the thing that is posted in gore threads on 4chan

What will you do about it

I'll screw you sideways with a rake

You wouldn't dare

oh yeah (gets out rake)

what the! argh, what are you doing to me?!, AAAARRRRGGGGHHH

by Alex07169 August 16, 2010