screaming chicken

(n.) 1. A derogatory or derisive term for the "Hood Bird" hood decal option found on 1970-1981 Pontiac Tran Ams. Used derisively by Mustangers"nags", Camaro guysI.R.O.C., ricers, Euros and any other poor souls whose on glimpse of said ornamentation is when the Trans Am is parked...as oppossed to their usual sight of its blacked-out tail lights receeding in the distance amid a cloud of smoke!

2. A Trans Am.(Used lovingly/jokingly amongst Pontiac Owners)

Dan: "Whatever you do, Mr. Lutz, please do not let Pontiac get a hold of the 2008 Zeta platform Camaro. We don't need wheel flares, shaker hoods, and-- above all, Screaming CHICKENS--to mar the boring, corporate, brown paper bag beauty of this car!"

Pontiac public @ large: "You need to shut up, IROC. GM, BUILD THE BIRD!!!"

by seamus-shane August 30, 2006

Spreader

Means that you would spread your legs (allow someone to have intercourse with you) in exchange for something.

Danielle: I would sooo spread my legs for some cider
Emma: Don't be such a spreader!

by Tappey May 17, 2010

Speam

Being filled with an unbelievable amount of cum, that your could barely contain it.

“Ayo Emma, I haven’t had sex or masturbated in 5 years, my balls are the size of Texas holding gallons of jizz. This would be the perfect time to have your dream cum true and get Speamed.”

by The Gimp Next Door May 30, 2018

Perfectly Cut Screams

A video in which someone in said video screams at the end, but it is cut off at the perfect place.

The most common place to find these videos is on Twitter page “Perfectly Cut Screams.”

Wow dude, you just edited some perfectly cut screams.

by SmittySmitters May 2, 2019

spread the map

When you grab the skin from your nutsack with both hands and spread it so that it looks like a flat canvas. The veins appear to be rivers outlined by the light thats penetrates through your skin.

Bobby: "Hey man, don't show me your sack."
Joko: "Chill out, I'm just speading the map so that my pubes can get some air."
Bobby: "Stop. My mom might walk in."
Joko: "Oh, well she likes it when I spread the map over her face."

by Jako Kot April 22, 2008

Spread that ASS!

origionated in a black porn film with many incredibly black men standing round as one fucks a white chick. All of them saying "Spread that ass...spread that ass...SPREAD THAT ASS!" as he attempts to place his nutsack within the anal cavity and his dick in her pussy at the same time, as this is difficult to do the surrounding black men feel obliged to say many black phrases like "booya" and "spread that ass" to help him.

p1: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy?
p2: aaw nigga! spread that ass!
*bitch spreads her ass some more*

by Mace May 5, 2006

Screaming sea gull

Verb: When having intercourse on a beach the male pulls his penis out and dips it into the sand, then putting it back in. This causes excruciating pain for the female, and she lets out a loud scream.

Paul: dude, I had Sex with sam the other night on the beach and to ruin our relationship and break up with her I gave her a screaming sea gull.
Ken: That's one hell of a way to end it.

by Sheamus April 11, 2008