Jam sponge

When a girl who is on her period sits on a guys face.

Bob: Hey John what did you get up to last night?

John: I pissed off my girlfriend while she was on her period so she gave me a jam sponge.

Bob: Wow, that's harsh

by Bobjones789 July 5, 2015

personality sponge

Someone who is relatively quiet and will take to louder personalities and start taking on that personality

person 1: Hey, has Kelsey been acting different?

person 2: yea, she's a personality sponge......no thanks to Jessi

by swammer98 July 23, 2017

sexy Spongebob

To ejaculate onto a sponge and squeeze it over a lover whilst laughing hysterically

dude, my girl is such a fan that i gave laughed like an idiot and gave dat hoe a sexy spongebob

by IdiotsTalkSports April 28, 2019

Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.

Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020

Drama Sponge

A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.

Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.

Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.

by Mofirefist October 12, 2020

The Sponge Lord

A sponge who is the lord of all including you

"All hail (The Sponge Lord)"
"(The Sponge Lord) is daddy"

by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021

Damage-sponge

An entity in a videogame which requires a high level of damage inflicted against it to defeat as opposed to having any meaningful game-play challenge.

In a game that otherwise demanded a keen sense of strategy, the final boss was quite a damage-sponge.

by ApricotFields February 12, 2022