splinger

a person who us over the top, pick me , attention seeking, annoying, entiteled, and thinks theyre so funny

omg do you hear her, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022

splingter

The little springs that are behind doors, so they stop before they hit the wall. I don't care if this isn't what they are actually called, this is the name now.

My cat keeps playing with the splingter and it's hurting my head

by quardishin March 10, 2023

sphincterslighted

A much more contagious strain of bootywound. Not quite as dire as being bootywounded but much more common.

Jonny was very, very upset but not quite bootywounded… more akin to sphincterslighted.

by JOTUN0621 May 10, 2023

splinker

a derogatory name for a person who does improv

Person 1: I don’t like Jake, he’s such a splinker.
Person 2: Woah dude, you can’t say that!

by jonahthefly January 29, 2024

Splinker

A slur used to describe college students who partake in improv.

Hey guys I can’t believe JSchlatt called us all splinkers.

by 7upinacup January 29, 2024

Sphinctersphere

The aroma produced by a sphincter.

Bro " I wasn't able to rim Melanie into a squirt. The sphinctersphere was prohibitive. "

Other bro " I forgot you're English. " " Us French don't give a fuck what it tastes like, as long as we're sprayed "

by saavy chimp March 11, 2024

splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem

when you have a splinter on your wrist and you try plugging it into your nintendo 3ds but the mentos dont let you so you get a pig to try and pull it out with an autistic pebble inside of a pool and you ate him

Person 1: hey man you look terrible are you okay?
Person 2: i just splintwistplegwintendothreminitiospiguisticplelpoolatem
Person 1: oh man that sucks

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024