Slime

Another word for "skeet" or "cum"

Man 1 : "Haha u just swallowed my slime bro."
Man 1's bro: "Damn it rlly 🅱️ like that my bad."
Man 1's bro: "No homo tho"

by Lil schmete September 15, 2018

Simen

Simen is the most normal guy ever, but with a spice of racism. He yells out word like "Wallah", "Allahu Akbar", because he wants to relate to his muslim friend. Simen also likes corny jokes.

That's a Simen thing to do

by NiggNagg February 27, 2019

simeon

A word used to describe a person with uncharacteristically apish features/attributes...sometimes reserved for people successful in hunter/gatherer endeavors.

Man that bitch stole the Simeon's V-Card over the summer.

or

The Simeon blew his hot steamy load over the fresh box of imported Chiquita bananas.

by King Kong Jr. November 8, 2007

Slime

A slime is a hairless thin gay man who applies lubricant to his entire body to easily slip in and out of orgies.

Gay man 1: I keep trying to fuck that slime but he just keeps squirming away from.

Gay man2: Thats a slime for ya ;)

by Bangcock Dangerous May 26, 2018

Slime

Slime is a smooth satisfing toy that was 1 of the trends in 2017So many kids made slime shops and shipped them to many places to make money.

How much was that slime?
About 10 pounds?
INCLUDES SHIPPING

Yeah

by VictoriaCrown1 February 26, 2018

slime

mucus

acidy stuff inside your body

by keshia September 25, 2003

Shimergency

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008