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Spatula talk

Boring mundane conversation often coming from family members in old age or younger people who act like them.
Eg. A mother telling her son on the phone that she had a horrible day because she misplaced her spatula which is usually in the second drawer but that everything was redeemed when she found it in the third drawer a few moments later. Spatula talk.
Oh my god; my mom is doing my head in with her spatula talk!

Sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the phone to Aunt Mildred who was spatula talking about her daily activities.
by MrJWD March 23, 2021
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spateesubday

When you’re life blends because you work night shift and the day of the week is not named correctly so no name is needed
Today is spateesubday because I said so and I care not to know the actual day of the week.
by MustacheMan19XX May 20, 2021
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spatookie

An affectionate name for a close friend. Broski, comrade, fellow bond servant, bestie, mate, bro.
1 “will you cover my shift tonight? There’s some family friends from out of town that are visiting and we’re gonna have a cookout. Their oldest daughter is really cute.”
2 “I guess so”
1 “great let me check with our shift”
2 “ok”
1 “you’re on spatookie”
2 “ok fine”
by zackakakak July 2, 2021
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Spatuling

Using a spatula for any task, including, but not limited to conventional, practical uses.
"Yeah bud, come over. I'm just spatuling the dirt in my garden."
by Dirtbag Dan & Diamond August 2, 2021
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Spath

Dude I spath'd all over your mother's tits!
by Spath apocalypse November 2, 2021
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spatulaed

To be scraped off of a surface with force.
The dead possum was spatulaed off the side of the road.

The slime was spatulaed of the floor after sitting there for 2 weeks.
by RaisingtheCurtins September 20, 2021
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Spates

A family in which they commit violent and illegal acts for no apparent reason
“Them spates niggas always in jail
by Lamerdena February 4, 2022
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