Asheville Sober

One who abstains from alcohol, but partakes in literally any other type of substance as long as it comes from plants.
Don’t bother bringing that six pack to the party, bring those shroom chocolates though, the host is Asheville sober.
by divinelightning January 09, 2022
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pennsylvania sober

Pennsylvania Sober is when someone doesn’t drink or smoke weed, but they do speedballs out the ass and get incarcerated
“dude im not cali sober, im pennsylvania sober”

*blocks them immediately*
by isyourmomthere December 12, 2024
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America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis
This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!
by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024
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Sober as a judge

When you’re doing drugs or drinking but have to act sober.
by Jakeyyy666 September 08, 2020
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Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.
"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."
by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018
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Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.
"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."
by capnjasbo October 21, 2023
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European sober

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.
John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"
by Sumie_42 January 02, 2024
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