hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

slug slick/snail slick

slug slick/snail slick is the glistened trail of mucus that's left behind when a terrestrial mollusk crosses the sidewalk or garden path way-some microbes love to feast on slick-

Don't step on the slug slick/snail slick, you might invite a colony of microbes in your home

by maboa kracab June 9, 2009

running on sails and steam

Bisexual.

That guy standing in the corner near the bar stools must be running on sails and steam. He's talking to the ladies, but I notice he raises his eyebrows every time those Italian guys walk by.

by pentozali September 14, 2012

peanut butter snail

The tiny dingleberry after you wipe that just wont leave, but leaves a trail.

Ex. "Sometimes when I wipe, I'll wipe and i'll wipe and i'll wipe, a hundred times. Still poop . Still poop. It's like i'm wiping a marker or something." - Andy;The Office

Dammit Tom, I keep wiping but I swear I have a peanut butter snail down there!

by Clam_Jam September 9, 2016

buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016

sneaky river snail

When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.

Mother fucking sneaky river snail.

I sneaky river snailed all over her last night.

by That guy fd April 4, 2017

Wail on the snail

The act of female masturbation.

She needs to wail on the snail and loosen up a little bit.

by The one and only Tankthefranke May 28, 2019