smoosh

A combination of two (possibly more) words to form one word. A virtual staple on Urbandictionary.

Smoosh of hill and mountain: mill

Smoosh of lion and tiger: liger

by TreeWeezel January 30, 2012

smoothie

Getting some major head, by some chich with no teeth.

Yah, I told that dick pig to spit out her dentures and give me a smoothie. your grandma's a TOTAL whore

by Jpac August 9, 2003

smoothie

Blow Job, Dome, Head, Fellatio

I want a smoothie. May i have a smoothie. You're a smoothie(Queen/King)

by Shady Milkman December 8, 2003

Buffalo Smoothie

The act of defecating into someone else's anus, and then they defecate it back out into the original person's mouth. That person then hurls the defecation into a cup, and it is then enjoyed by both participants.

That guys really enjoys buffalo smoothies for breakfast.

by Judy Hebron October 9, 2008

Tom Pearl Smoothie

a man named tom pearl shits into a wine glass and mixes it up with a spoon and finally drinks it with no problem

NtNO and Prince: I want a Tom Pearl Smoothie!
Tom Pearl: *turns on camera* Hi my name is Tom Pearl and i’m gonna make a smoothie for ya!

by cocksuckingcowboy69 March 3, 2022

Smoosh theorem

When all girls are lesbian. All lesbians love vagina. Therefore all girls love vagina.

Alyssa Iglesias (has a bf) according to the smoosh theorem, loves vagina.

by Kevin, will, chadd September 22, 2010

smoothie

when a guy and another guy have butt times and one guy releases into the other dude's booty and then to save the turtles, sticks a metal straw up the other bro's anal cavity and slurps up the juices and wishes him a good night.

"hey broski you wanna smoothie?"
"uh sure?"

by smoothy.slurp September 21, 2019