smyster

To smile to yourself while you daydream.

Look at our friend sitting in the couch, he a smyster all day.

by Mirror7094 December 29, 2024

Smashter Bait

A portmanteau of having self sexual intercourse with another person whilst giving yourself sexual stimulation.

So you mean you wanna smashter bait to you and Catherine in a latex suit or something?

by J From the Kingsmen February 26, 2025

Smasher

A Tier VII Heavy Tank belonging to the "Hybrid Nation" (Half-Breeds) in World of Tanks Blitz.

There are only a few ways of describing people who own them: children without fathers, people who didn't deserve to escape the Holocaust, transgender "men" who traded their dick and balls for a vagina. Basically the tank equivalent to big truck + small penis.

KV-2 if it had downsyndrome.

If you have one there's no hope for you except for slitting your wrists and pouring bleach in them.

Smasher: Hey, dad! I'm back from the war!
KV-2: I do not know who the fuck you are. Get off of my property.

by AsianMan_45 May 26, 2025

smarter than the average Behr

A better painter than ya typically find among novice color-appliers.

I don't claim to be "smarter than the average Behr", but I do always try to work carefully and neatly.

by QuacksO July 16, 2025

Smaste

The ability to inhale through your nostrils to smell the food that you are currently eating to identify its specific odor.

I could smaste the food I was eating and was able to identify a few ingredients in the recipe.

by Duchess4Life October 15, 2025

chode smasher

A chode smasher is when somebody throws a base-ball bat into your chode. This causes immense pain and makes you cry instantly or your chode burst releasing a lot of cum and blood.

Boy1: Yesterday i threw a base-ball bat into that guys chode.
Boy2: holy shit! you chode smasher!! what happened?
Boy1: his chode burst and he cried.

by theguidencetolife. June 3, 2010

Monkey Smasher

Having consentual sexual relations with a female.

'That guy is a good monkey smasher, he smashed my monkey real good!"

by Tkolee September 6, 2010