Scump

To jump on one leg in a autistic manner in front of an audience of 26 or more. It is usually accommodated with oolong tea afterwards. This practice originated in Austria and has recently spread to other parts of Europe.

Friend one: Hey do you want to go to the scumping festival tomorrow?
Friend Two: What is that some kind of Gay thing?
Friend one: No silly billy it is jumping on one leg in a autistic manner in front of an audience of 26 or more. It is usually accommodated with oolong tea afterwards.
Friend Two: Damn

by Walter Bloodsworth Garglesmank January 3, 2020

Skimps

Articles of clothing that are Skimpy clothing to go attend an event or outing. Explain; Those ladies put their skimps on tonight.

Those ladies put their skimps on tonight.

by Quenik January 11, 2020

Skimp

The anti simp, the word is used to describe a bro's before ho's

Eyas is a skimp

by PoopyCocaineInMyAss March 1, 2020

skimpy gimp

A really well dressed, slutty individual often under the influence of alcohol.

‘Omg Maddy, you’re such a skimpy gimp!’

‘Jack just had a sippy sip, he’s on the road to becoming a skimpy gimp’

by brittanyspears April 26, 2020

Skimpy

Someone called James

“Do you know anyone Skimpier then James?”
“Nah mate, no one is skimpier than james”

Skimpy is someone called james

by Skimpy July 1, 2020

skimp

a person that thinks they are something when they're the complete opposite. can also be used to call someone dumb.

tom: I'm really smart.

Phill: shut up tom you're a fucking skimp.

by HarryIsCrackHead July 19, 2020

Shump

A shump is a adjective, verb, adverb, noun, pronoun, preposition, conjunction, interjection, determiner, Place, or idea/ideal.

Person1: "That guy is such a shump."
Person2: "Yeah he really got shumped'."

by Bowan September 3, 2020