Simian strike

When you are about to slam a woman from behind, but instead you fist it with an uppercut.

"She was waiting for me to put it in and instead I went all simian strike on her"

by TheBiggestHead October 5, 2021

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Samir

He is the best boyfriend.İf he is your bf he will do everything to make you happy
Also he is very smart and talanted.
He believes that everything is possible if you want to do.Believe yourself.

He is the best friend.he can easily give you advice because he likes to motivate person who feels sad

Do you want to kiss Samir?
No he is so confident, also i dont think he is single. Because he is smart

by Vaniljeduft November 20, 2021

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Samir

Samir is someone who can be awfully annoying, incredibly funny, kind of harsh but still vurnable and loyal to his family and best-friend. At the same time he's extremely handsome, all the girls fall for him and his banging personality. He is someone who is always there for you when your upset, happy or going through any type of emotion. He's the one person you can always trust no matter what! He'll comfort you all the way and try his best to help you get through all your shit. Samir is honestly the best person in the entire world and everyone wants a man like Samir!

Girl: Samir you don't understand how much shit I'm going through right now! :(

Samir: Don't worry I'm here for you, just let it all out. Plus you know I'm always here for you, any day any time anywhere x
Girl: (IN HER HEAD... I wish he was my man, he so damn caring!!)

by IoriYagamy4000 November 21, 2021

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Samir is someone who can be awfully annoying, incredibly funny, kind of harsh with his loved ones but it's all still cute. At the same time he's extremely handsome, all the girls fall for him and his banging personality. He is someone who is always there for you when your upset, happy or going through any type of emotion. He's the one person you can always trust no matter what! He'll comfort you all the way and try his best to help you get through all your shit. He has a huge heart(almost as huge as his dick) and will give you a fair chance. He doesn'l let anyone walk over him or his beloved ones. Samir is honestly the best person in the entire world and everyone wants a man like Samir.

Girl: Samir you don't understand how much shit I'm going through right now! :(

Samir: Don't worry I'm here for you, just let it all out. Plus you know I'm always here for you, any day any time anywhere x
Girl: (IN HER HEAD... I wish he was my man, he so damn caring!!)

by IoriYagamy4000 November 21, 2021

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