Siberian Artard

a person who is extremely retarded and does a bunch load of shitty stuff that makes no sense at all

OMG, you're so retarded like a Siberian Artard!

by OMGhiEveryone September 14, 2009

scmerl

bitty; punk ass pussy bitch

Yo that mufuckin scmerl stole my beer.

by bohndawg saint February 9, 2010

shmerly

used when someone is describing a time period as "early" and their is contention between what is early or not early

Psh! Early shmerly

by Big Papa Balls Tate September 2, 2010

shmergis

The result of taking too much anti anxiety medications. resulting in complete and udder worthlessness, and often "blacking out" for hours on end.

After raiding his mothers medication drawer, Gilbert took one to many xannex and became ultra shmergis for the remainder of the day

by Shmergis face September 28, 2010

Siberian Turnaround

It's when you take or meet someone at a bar, leave the bar to have sex with that person, and then return to the bar and continue drinking.

Paul: "Where'd you go?"
Gerald: "I had sex with that chick."
Paul: "And you came back! You just pulled a Siberian Turnaround!"

by elJGK July 26, 2011

Siberian Silverback

You fuck a girl doggystyle and as you are about to cum, you make your fists look like monkey palms and pound on her back and beat the shit out of her.

Bro, she pissed me off last night, I had to give her the Siberian Silverback

by GabeTank November 7, 2011

shmerkle

The act of moving the gusset to one side in order to facilitate easier access to a lady's genitals.

"She looked so hot in that swimsuit that I bent her over the couch and then... shmerkle"

by bigfatron December 13, 2012