clear smear

Kind of similar to tea bagging but when the ho Smears her just fucked wet vag all over his face.

Dude! I tried to tea bag this bitch I just fucked, but Fiona turned around and clear smeared my face instead.

by Seda18 January 17, 2019

Pap smear

The Papanicolaou test is a method of cervical screening used to detect potentially precancerous and cancerous processes in the cervix. Abnormal findings are often followed up by more sensitive diagnostic procedures and if warranted, interventions that aim to prevent progression to cervical cance

Jane had to get a Pap smear when she was at the gynecologist

by Heyitsj000 April 8, 2019

nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019

coochie smear

A coochie smear is, in loose terms, a smeared gastropod. The name is most often applied to land coochie smears, terrestrial pulmonate gastropod molluscs. However, the common name coochie smear is also used for most of the members of the molluscan class Gastropoda that have a coiled smear that is large enough for the animal to retract completely into. When the word "coochie smear" is used in this most general sense, it includes not just land coochie smear but also numerous species of sea coochie smears and freshwater coochie smears. Gastropods that naturally lack a smear, or have only an internal smear, are mostly called coochie SHmears, and land coochie smears that have only a very small smear are often called semi-coochie smear.

get that coochie smear, get that coochie bread, then leave. PEACE OUT.

by coochie_smear_squad August 17, 2020

Rona-Smear

Having your nussy swabbed like a pap-smear to test for Covid-19.

Going in for my fourth Rona-smear. Maybe they'll find the cheerio I left there in 1981.

by Nenegade January 18, 2021

doodoo smeared

Being doodoo smeared is a personification of the word in the sense that it represents being high but to the extent that it deletes your spine and causes one's face to fall between one's thighs into the toilet bowl in which they are currently sitting over and in which is full of "doodoo" per say. So, it means you're hella high.

Damn bro your doodoo smeared after one boof?!

by hentaidoujin February 27, 2021

Cold Smeared Face

Shittin on mf's since 1981

Cold smeared face....man he shittin on errbody..since 1981 yo

by Pebbinghouse March 9, 2021