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Dollar Shave Club

By the nine hundreth time you hear this bloody sponsor on fucking Youtube, your mind loses fucking braincells. If I hear the words from someone's mouth being "Dollar" and "Shave" I just instantly shut the video off and sigh in anger from it being horded on video sites.
Thank you to my sponsor: Dollar shave Club...

Me: Fuck it, don't need another ad.
by IReallyWannaDieToday December 15, 2018
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No Shave November

A celebration for males & females that startes November 1st and ends the last day of November. This is the only time when it is acceptable to not shave, hence the name No Shave November.
Bill: Dude your beard is HUGE!
Alex: Yeah, I know. It's No Shave November !
by blonde_chick122 December 11, 2009
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shavetail

A shaved pussy, or a woman with same.
Damn, get a load of that shavetail!
by Joe Bone March 7, 2005
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shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female
wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!
by cd999 March 3, 2003
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no-shave shame

noun- the feeling of shame and embarrassment a woman feels after she hooks up with a man when she decided not to shave or groom herself down there.

Typically the woman will not shave to prevent herself from being slutty but then she decides to shack up with a guy for the night anyways. She then regrets her decision not to shave.
Ashley, " Are you just getting home from Kyle's place?"

Katie, " Yeah I wasn't planning on hooking up with anyone so now I have a serious case of no-shave shame.

Ashley, "Guess you better hop in the shower and remedy that situation for tonight!"
by DatBecky November 7, 2010
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shave

(see: wordbeard/word)
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.
Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'
by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003
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Shaved

Guy#1: I just failed my finals
Guy#2: Man, you got shaved
by AyyBrotha December 21, 2008
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