shits gonna hit the fan

When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts

Person 1:aww dude yo i made one of the biggest bets and i just lost bad

Person 2: some shits gonna hit the fan

by hollistermvp07 June 11, 2009

Shitsacks

The police

Yesterday my friends and I were just hanging out by our apartments and the shitsacks rolled on us and accused us of slanging. My friend Dante was beaten for refusing a search.

by TheNumberOne August 14, 2010

Screamin Shits

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.

by Pompous Smurf July 26, 2006

Coffee shits

What you get after drinking too much coffee. Have fun screaming in the stall for four hours.

Guy one: Hey did you see bill?
Guy two: Oh yeah, he almost shit himself. I hear he collapsed in public.
Guy one: Yeah, sounds pretty awful.
Guy three: Obviously the coffee shits.

by Whitetrashyt September 29, 2017

shitshow

the state of drunkenness in which the drinker is euphoric, constantly dancing, vibing, or vogueing, professing their love for people they shared a night class with last semester, and completely oblivious to the awkward situations they create. usually accompanied by a strange "dance move" involving one hand over the face and the other high in the air; the hand holding the drink being the one up high, as it spills on those surrounding the drinker. the drinker may or may not remember his or her actions.

Caitlin: Did you see Eric last night?
Marlee: Oh, my God. Yes. He was a total shitshow.
Caitlin: Yeah, especially when he grabbed my hand and some girl I've never seen and begged for us to be best friends...
Marlee: Like I said, what a shitshow.

by brightxeyedxbabe April 16, 2009

shits and giggles

means "just for fun"

as: " go call them, just for shits and giggles"

or: " Just for shits and giggles, try that shirt on"

by 3grrrs January 30, 2010

Shets

When the Sharks and Jets from West Side Story become one!

Do the new Shets knife dodge which is the same as Riff's and Benardo's

by DeathSaber April 30, 2004