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by Xavier de Rosnay January 03, 2015
A dance achieved wearing only "Dansko" clogs. The shuffle originated from the sliding movement a person must use while wearing danskos, to safely get across an icy driveway. To do the "Dansko Shuffle," one makes awkward forward movements one leg at a time as if cross country skiing.
The Dansko Shuffle was very prevalent at the party, for a lot of the people were REI junkies wearing clogs.
by bekah017 March 14, 2009
Running out of a public bathroom (without washing hands) after you take a huge, nasty shit...in an effort to avoid possibility of eye contact with other nonshitters who may be leaving bathroom....
Susie Q Public had to shit and shuffle out of Barnes and Noble after she blasted the stall with a fresh case of explosive diarrhea...luckily she didn't see anyone on the way out and had hand sanitizer in her purse.
by Shah of the Bayou October 09, 2013
"Hey man I wanna do some gut shuffling tonight"
"Thanks for the gut shuffling"
"Every day i'm shuffling"
"My guts could really use a good shuffling"
"Thanks for the gut shuffling"
"Every day i'm shuffling"
"My guts could really use a good shuffling"
by mumfette December 05, 2011
by hangmancw September 03, 2008
Guy 1:man Lindsey Lohan is so hot
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
Guy 2: tell me about it,i was shuffleing the deck to her all last night
by ianmcphee January 19, 2006
The tentative, painful steps of a woman suffering from pelvic inflammatory disease. PID is caused by untreated VD or, less often, a botched abortion. A person doing the PID shuffle often leaves a foul, nauseating, greenish vapor trail and sometimes can be tracked home by following the droplets of cunt snot on the sidewalk.
Looka that ho doin' the PID shuffle over t' the ER. Bet she pulled a train last night! Choo-Choooooooo, ya nasty ol heifer!
ER nurse to resident: Here comes another blue waffle doing the PID shuffle. This one's yours, asshat, I've had enough cunt onion today...
ER nurse to resident: Here comes another blue waffle doing the PID shuffle. This one's yours, asshat, I've had enough cunt onion today...
by Durty Johnny July 12, 2011