Shlong

To go out for a Drive

i went for a shlong last night with my wife.

by skills101 January 28, 2008

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shlong

A confection consisting of a piece of hard candy attached to the end of a small stick which dissolves easily in the mouth.

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by Anonymous March 19, 2003

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A beautiful girl who doesn't think she is. She has beautiful blonde hair that she likes to straighten and has had many heartbreaks but she always gets back up again. A HUGE FAN of Billie Eilish. She also has eyes that change colour depending on her mood. She also likes to bite people!

Damn! That girl is curvy! She MUST be a Shamon!

by Cupcake fun time April 26, 2019

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shmongalong

Shmonging along is unofficial as of yet, however a shmongalong is the person that would shmong along, it is used to describe a person who sees something amazing or horrific but doesn't react in anyway and just moves along.

Tim: Yo jimmy have you seen this fucking huge spider?

Jimmy: Meh tiny, Gotta get to class bro -Walks off-
Tim: Wow what a shmongalong!!! -_-

by LIOCERBUS February 28, 2012

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