Shiver me timbers

Something either an actual funny person would say, or a John would say and think he is world's best comedian

John:"oh it's an emo shiver me timbers"
Everyone else:stfu

by Light yagamis toes October 17, 2021

piss shivers

When you get goose bumps when you need to pee.

e.g. "Whoa! Look at my arms -- piss shivers! I need to pee..." Joe

by Kath Canton` May 31, 2006

Shiner

An adept at the art of Shining; one who exposes his member as a joke or act of derision.

OMG did you see? That guy's dick is hanging out of his pants! He must be a Shiner

by Avi G October 30, 2010

Shiver me Timbers

Pirate lingo meaning to masturbate

Arrr... tis a lonely night, perhaps i'll shiver me timbers.

by Cack December 23, 2004

shiner

someone who sucks dick.

that ho over there is a shiner.

by M.C July 3, 2005

shimer

a raging homo who enjoys getting his ass pounded

That kid thinks he gets girls but hes really a shimer.

by masta2323 July 19, 2009

Shiver me timbers

Suck my balls.

Hey babe, I like it when you shiver me timbers...

by ZuZu Blackstone September 5, 2011