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Shithook

A dumb S.O.B. who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
That dumb shithook just put his car in reverse instead of Drive and he hit my car!
by Mark May 15, 2003
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Hawaiian Shitbox

Hawaiian Shitbox
Taking a shit in a bathroom with a shower on. This is accomplished by letting the shower run on the hottest setting until the mirror steams up. Once this occurs the dump-ee start shitting and the poo particles thicken up the already steamy air with a blast of shit gas. Once the deuce as been dropped, the fucktard usually sits around in the newly created scat dungeon.

The negatives of Hawaiin Shitboxing are as follows.
1. The heat from the steam causes one's pores to open up and absorb poo particles.
2. One has to keep breathing, and the air is so thick with shit gas that one constantly inhales the poo particles with every breath.

To Hawaiian Shitbox someone else, you simply take a quick shit in the same bathroom, while they are showering.
John

I love to Hawaiian Shitbox my university residence's bathrooms at least once a week.

Hey man did you Hawaiian Shitbox the bathroom? Its fucking disgusting in there.
by MaxCarnage May 7, 2016
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Shitbomb

An extremely unpopular topic brought up at the end of a (usually long and boring) meeting that requires a lot of work from everyone present. The worst ones are "drive-by shitbombs," where someone pokes their head in, "throws the shitbomb," and leaves.
At the end of another long and boring business meeting, Joe drops a shitbomb and mentions the manditory Employee Conduct workshop that will be held next week, resulting in anguish among his fellow co-workers
by B_playa005 April 2, 2009
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Shitholocaust

The Shitholocaust is a truly world ending event. It starts with a simple Shitstorm, which if gets out of control could lead to a Shithurricane. If this Shithurricane were to ever meet with a Shitcyclone there will surely be a Shitholocaust. As of late we see more and more Shitstorms appearing around the world and scientists are estimating that a Shitholocaust could form as early as December 21st 2012.
Sali: "Did that actually happen last night?"

Tony: "Shit yeah dude we got right Whofucked, the police probably think a Shitholocaust happened"

Sali: "Shit yes, pass the bong bro"
by MisterSali September 16, 2010
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dribbling shitcock

A shitcock that has feces dribbling off of it.

-see shitcock
by hallik September 29, 2003
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Shitzophrenia

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.
Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.
by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022
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shitforgoddamnit

golfer hits ball "SHITFORGODDAMNIT!!!"
by youbetyoursweetass January 26, 2011
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