Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.

Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.

by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018

Blue Shirt

A less capable coworker

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now

by CPRT October 24, 2022

Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest

i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt

by Goatish February 1, 2015

shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.

Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular

by Getsit June 26, 2017

Cocaine shirt

A shirt too brazen, bright, and bold for everyday life.

We were out all last night. Sammy had the grass, a couple tabs, and the cocaine shirt on.

by BenisPlease July 30, 2022

shirt flirting

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt. The female version of shirt cocking ; when a woman is naked except for a shirt

Don't bother stopping by my place this weekend, my sweetie has me distracted with her shirt flirting.

by TROTSIG September 3, 2015

Guppy shirt

When you have a creased shirt and cannot afford to iron it

Hey billy you got a guppy shirt

by Chinese gamer master October 8, 2021