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Scoreboard

It is used in conversation when you believe (either truthfully or in your head) that you have won the argument or effectively made your point as a statement of completion and exuberence. Often spoken in a soft, high pitch tone to better commemorate its original usage in the Geico commercial with Billy King and the Caveman playing tennis.
"Dude, last night I completely laid the D on Kristen.
Scoreboard."
by comradeplatypus February 28, 2009
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Jersey Shore

Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.
Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"

Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
by Jag140 August 6, 2011
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shmore

a she+man+whore or a shman whore
Is that a guy or a girl, because she/he looks like a total shmore.
by Highlights August 2, 2011
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geordie shore

A "reality" tv show based in Newcastle, England, Uk
A terrible rip-off of Jersy Shore.

I never thought that they would make anything that was worse than Jersey Shore, but those money-hungry-idiot-using TV bosses managed to pull this one right out of their arses.

Description: A group of orange herpes ridden nobheads were all bunked into one house to have sex with each other and other whores from night clubs. All they seem to do is have sex, fake tan and wait... fake tan some more. Not to mention they are all uggers.
Girl: Lyk omg r u gunna wach that Geordie Shore

Boy: Wht? u mean Jersey Shore?

Girl: lyk no, lyke literary the English version

Boy: Nah, even i don't stoop that low...
by TheNicestOne June 17, 2011
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scoreage

When something goes your way. When something is more than jus score and needs that extra umph! Yell Scoreage!
"I got an A+"
"Scoreage!"
by Jeremy_F January 14, 2009
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Jersey Shore

The greatest place on earth; fuck the rest of the world who comes here in the summer, the jersey is the best place all fuckin year round
by Mitch Hedberg December 28, 2005
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high snap score

typically a girl who has loads of so called boy friends who plays with boys emotions and hoes about with everyone usually girls named paige or Charlotte
boy1:I really like her
boy2:I wouldn't she has a high snap score shes probably a hoe who will play you.
by Peppa pig123 February 28, 2021
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