Shantastic

Doing something which you are not qualified to do. Such as develop websites.

"Hey, this site doesn't work. Whoever wrote it did a Shantastic job. Idiots"

by YourFriends December 25, 2008

Shanghai Slugger

Much like the Bucking Bronco only with Asian women and a Louisville Slugger.

Did you hear what Marco did to that chick last night?
No man, what did he do?
Finished up and hit her in the face with a baseball bat.
So he gave her a Shanghai Slugger?
Yep.

by xI extremist Ix September 29, 2008

Shanghai Boat Ride

When a slutty girl fucks one guy at one end of the pool, and then swims to the other side to fuck another guy.

Bob and I gave that girl a Shanghai Boat Ride last night...I wouldn't go swimming today if I were you!

by JoeBlow696969 March 31, 2011

Shantasy

Having a fulfilling sexual fantasy (often in the shower) involving The Shannon.

Last night was difficult. I couldn't sleep at all, so I had a nice Shantasy and i went right to sleep!

by rongoms March 31, 2011

ShaftHandlers

Channel on YouTube featuring SweetRevenge that has tutorials and mod spotlights for Minecraft.

"Did you see the Cannon mod video that Shafthandlers put up last night?"
"Not yet. Is it good?"
"Yeah, he's the next Simon & Lewis."

by minecrafter6789 September 5, 2011

Shanghi Slammer

When a lady uses a set of chopsticks to jerk you off while sucking your cock

If my wife gives my cock a shanghi slammer, it doesnt get her stroke hand dirty.

by chino_on_ice January 23, 2012

shagtheflag

Shagtheflag is abbreviated slang for someone who is wholly consumed by his or hers own nation or country. A colloquial term used to describe a lower than average IQ individual who's moronic die hard patriot views cloud true judgement.

One might find that if questioned or antagonised by zed individual about his or hers patriotic views they will always be 100% "in the wrong" and that any criticism to his or hers birth place or source of patriotism will be scorned for doing so.

Your best bet is to avoid any and all conversation with such Muppets and realise that your +20 IQ really makes it nonsensical to engage in conversation with monkeys.

My countries army, navy or air force is better than everyone else's!

Ok then Captain shagtheflag.

This country has the best economy.

It is illegal for you to shagtheflag.

We have the strongest currency.

I Sense a hint of shagging-the-flag

My flag looks prettier than yours.

Next I will see you humping the flag.

I have a raging hardon for this flag.... insert flag of origin here "......".

I am more like captain jack sparrow I sail for myself unlike you captain shagtheflag.

by JackSparrow109 October 4, 2012