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shagtheflag 

Shagtheflag is abbreviated slang for someone who is wholly consumed by his or hers own nation or country. A colloquial term used to describe a lower than average IQ individual who's moronic die hard patriot views cloud true judgement.

One might find that if questioned or antagonised by zed individual about his or hers patriotic views they will always be 100% "in the wrong" and that any criticism to his or hers birth place or source of patriotism will be scorned for doing so.

Your best bet is to avoid any and all conversation with such Muppets and realise that your +20 IQ really makes it nonsensical to engage in conversation with monkeys.
My countries army, navy or air force is better than everyone else's!

Ok then Captain shagtheflag.

This country has the best economy.

It is illegal for you to shagtheflag.

We have the strongest currency.

I Sense a hint of shagging-the-flag

My flag looks prettier than yours.

Next I will see you humping the flag.

I have a raging hardon for this flag.... insert flag of origin here "......".

I am more like captain jack sparrow I sail for myself unlike you captain shagtheflag.
shagtheflag by JackSparrow109 October 4, 2012
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shagthefag 

homosexual man who loves penis in his bum bum
man that guy is such a shagthefag!
shagthefag by dfkjladsfoij January 9, 2008
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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