colonel sanders

Creator of KFC

Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"

by mep June 10, 2004

dirty sanders

Like it's famous cousin the "dirty Sanchez", which involves the act of smearing fecal residue obtained from a partners anal cavity, during anal sex acts under the said partners nose with ones finger.
The "Dirty Sanders" involves Smearing a partners fecal reside, using ones whole hand over the mouth area to give the appearance of a goatee beard. Not dissimilar to the one sported by the famous poultry chef extraordinaire Col. Harland Sanders, of Kentucky Fried Chicken Fame. after the act of anal fisting.

"She took it all in the backdoor, then I Kentucky Fried her with a Goatee Dirty Sanders style."

by Squidgeon September 10, 2007

Shanners

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.

Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.

by Shanners November 9, 2006

dirty shanders

The act of stealing your neighbors feces without them knowing and spreading the remains onto their breakfast pancakes.

Hey Mikey! you love eating Dirty Shanders, don't you?

by fecalmastah May 24, 2006

Ricky Sanders

A font of all knowledge on Aston Villa FC, the greatest football team the world has ever seen!!!

1-0 1982, vs. Bayern Munich

Knows all scorers from all matches, all newspaper reviews and all comments made the Right Honourable Jeff Stelling!!!

by Matt 'The Stud' Logan May 3, 2005

shanker

A large line of Cocaine

"Look at the size of that Shanker"

by Radio13 January 1, 2006

shanger

another name for a man-whore

Raffy: dat breh is a shanger!
Sindy: wa you mean?
Raffy: he's lashed bareee gyals from d endz!!
Sindy: skeeen

by Danzi November 8, 2005