Shampoo

Faced with an uncomfortable situation, to politely excuse oneself to the bathroom, only to never return.

It was the blind date from hell ... musky cologne, piece of spinach in his teeth, talking continuously about his ex-girlfriend ... so I went for a shampoo.

by Punch-in-the-face March 8, 2010

sampolk

A ritual where a women stiches up her vagina and seals an object inside.

Mother, "Clean your room now!"

Child, "I dont wanna!"

Mother,"Do you want me to ship all your stuff to asia and put them in a sampolk?"

Child, "NO!"

by Mickey Brown March 7, 2007

Scamp

A cross between a slut and a tramp.

Look at that scamp over there acting all scampy.

by Ifeelblessed August 26, 2017

Shampoo

A name used for a certain creed or race when you are surrounded by them and dont want to offend or be politically incorrect toward them.

Damn, all these shampoo's are hangin' out on Beale Street cause they are too cheap to pay the cover charge to get in the bars.

by Tha Orthodonist July 26, 2010

Shampain

The excruciating pain one experiences when shampoo meets eye.

Used to wish someone pain, but in a more civilised way.

I wish severe shampain on you next time you shower!

by Chalko January 23, 2011

sampletext

@Sampletext is a memepage on Instagram that totalize a reach of 19k followers at the time this definition is written. The name comes from the famous text placeholder in memes(mostly MLG and dank memes).

Guy 1: "Hey do you follow @sampletext on Instagram ?"
Guy 2: "Yeah he posts dank memes lmao"

by r6ver February 4, 2019

Shampoop

a girl named emma who claims she slipped in the shower and got a shampoo bottle stuck in her ass when in reality she put it up there on purpose for an orgasmic experience

Emma was showering and got lonely so she stuck a head & shoulders bottle up her ass thus performing the shampoop

by beeb0 August 21, 2006