Lobster shag

A lobster shag is someone who can't help but shag a lobster whenever they see one. They are mostly found in aquarium fish tanks, seafood vans, a beach and a lobster breeding sanctuary. Also be careful if you dress as lobster because you may be in the radius of a near by lobster shagger

"hey mate look at that shagger"
"nah mate thats a lobster shagger"

Lobster shag by Lobster shag December 1, 2019

Cruise Marry Shag 

Game Played On Gavin & Stacey

Given 3 Options Cruise, Marry, Shag And Are Also Given 3 Celebrities To Match Them Too, Similar To Snog Marry Avoid.

Cruise Marry Shag Example

Tom Cruise,Zac Efron,Matthew Lewis

Cruise;Tom Cruise
Marry; Matthew Lewis
Shag; Zac Efron

Cruise Marry Shag by Spotted Dick 500 August 3, 2011

Halfzwere Shag 

To have a halfzwere shag, one must commit the act of poontang and not spill one's baby gravy.

'It was absolutely fantastic for me but he appeared to have a halfzwere shag'

Halfzwere Shag by Nuddy Fudge-Kins August 16, 2006

Weasel Shag 

1. Getting cosy whilst nobody's about

2. Naughty sex

1: The kids are all watching tv love... fancy a weasel shag?

2: He got caught having a weasel shag with his secretary

Weasel Shag by canarynightlife December 28, 2007

Danger Shag 

Danger shag.....Basically you get a bird in bed (prefrably of the african/african american sort) and you go to her house and proceed with natures intention of pile driving making as MUCH noise as possible while the father's downstairs.....when you're close to the end of your stamina bar you shout said fathers name and have to finish and tidy yourself and the surroundings up before the behemoth makes it upstairs and (pardon my french) fucks you up from the inside out

I had a Danger shag the other day but i got caught and her dad snapped my dick off

Danger Shag by ApprenticedEmporor October 28, 2010

mouth shag 

another meaning for "blow job"

grats on yer mouth shag the night, man points on their way!

mouth shag by Niz-69 January 24, 2012

the shag 

When a females pussy ,region is hairy;usually all the same length. Also is well groomed but has a distinct smell.

The man felt the shag and immediately pulled out of her grotesque vagina and punched her right in the couter then sharted on her bed

the shag by John foot-penis July 7, 2014