Shadow blonde

What you would call a naturally dark haired individual (typically girls with black hair) that are as clumsy, ditzy, and easily dumb founded like a stereotypical dumb blonde.

I asked her a simple question and she looked at me like a deer in head lights! She can be such a shadow blonde sometimes.

by ElizabethDrowning BloodRunner May 20, 2014

shadow tree

The outline of trees you see at night, hence shadow.

Hey guys, All we have to look at outside right now are the 'shadow trees'..

by Shadow trees March 28, 2015

Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.

Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?

by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016

Shadow Gloating

An individual who brags/gloats about items for which there is no manner of validation - usually via social media.

Joe was shadow gloating about house hunting, erstwhile he lives with his parents, has a low paying job and has no hope of ever buying a home.

by Curby7 December 16, 2016

Shadow Jumper

The lazy guy who randomly messages you compliments and nothing else to see if anything sticks. He lingers in the shadows and randomly jumps out trying to get a response.

That shadow jumper messaged me again last night.

by Iamboundless October 5, 2017

shadow whore

An individual, typically female, whom portrays themselves as a modest individual in public, yet acts whorish in the "shadows". Commonly known to send flirtatious snap chats to men yet when asked for sexy time by said led on males they often respond with "I can't, I'm not like that, I don't do that" resulting in a confused, blue balled male.

Fratboy 1: Bro totally thought I was getting laid this weekend!
Fratboy 2: No way bromigo, what happened?
Fratboy 1: She totally wanted the D but turned out she was just a "shadow whore".
Fratboy 2: Ouch brofessor, you must be felling blue...

by T.R.W. (ft. J.M.B., G.S.P.) November 6, 2017

Shadowboss

Shadowboss is an even more epic gamer than Bombasquad himself. He is know for his Destiny video, which featured on Bombasquad'd Youtube channel. He loves Destiny and Fortnite and likes to hit the dab. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Shadowboss is epic!

by Lil_Pump67 October 26, 2018