Selfish Cunt

Greedy female who takes more than she needs

She wasnt satisfied with one dick, she wanted two or more dicks, selfish cunt I am

by 702Karma666 April 6, 2020

shit selfie

The act of taking a picture of yourself while taking a dump.

"Hey baby, hold my toilet paper while I take a shit selfie!"

by Screwychick69 February 5, 2015

Selfie

A form of mental illness in which a self-obsessed ego maniac takes a picture of themself. They make shitty faces in the camera and use crappy filters. Then the post it on Instagram or Twitter with #selfie or some other #. Or really these idiots can post it on any other damn site. A lot of times mentally ill people take a selfie of doing something bad. Watch the news. You'll see.

The song #Selfie

The irritating white girl like: But first- bitch lemme take a selfie.

The ghetto ratchet idiot: Bitch! Yo face look ratchet in that selfie!

Even your grandma: (your name) hey can you take one of those selfie things and text it to me?
You: NO GRANDMA!!!

by RatchetTay November 9, 2014

Blue bitmoji selfie

Person who uses this bitmoji selfie is a stoner , a dealer or a weirdo. Or all of that.
I like people with the blue bitmoji selfie.

Did you see that y/n has a Blue bitmoji selfie?
-Yeah, y/n is a typical stoner

by Lottalost June 24, 2020

Selfie

The act of giving one self fellatio

Seananners: " Hey sark how's your selfie game.#openrp"
SARK: "Dude I got no gag reflex last night.#closerp"

by Godborn October 18, 2016

selfish

literally everyone's younger brother.

My younger brother is a selfish faggot who never learns what sharing is.

by Cxlvxns May 20, 2020

Selfism

Created by philsopher Gelb, this philosophy consists of the literal belief in ones self. Selfists do not believe in a god, but believe that each person is their own god. Selfism practices toleration of others. This is because if each person believes in themselves, people should celebrate their beliefs because it is a part of them. And they are a god (BUT they are not your god.) Selfists are the most amazing, positive, and confident people you will ever meet. Hands down.

Person 1: "Oh wow that person's so cool and confident and amazing. I wish I was him."
Person 2: "Yeah, that's because he's a selfist."

Person 1: "Selfism seems totally awesome and open minded. This is probably the best idea I've ever heard of."
Person 2: "Omg I know right?!?!!"

by KattyGee June 18, 2011