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In the seed cone

To be in a really bad position with little chance of recovery.
Dude, after that frozen tamale, I am DEFINITELY in the seed cone!
by BadPepper February 3, 2009
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Bust a seed

The act of a male masturbating and achieving a very weak orgasm.
Man when I was jacking it to that hot new Playboy mag last night, I couldnt believe I was able to Bust a seed!
by N0 n33d 2 kn0w my n@m3 October 6, 2011
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soon you will contain my seed

what you say to a female after you go up to her and rub her belly gently. This is a term in which you're telling her that you are going to fuck her and then cum inside her pussy. Often the female will freak out and scream like a bitch like when my dad saw my grades the other day.
Boy: Hey!
Girl: Sup...?
Boy: Soon you will contain my seed.
Girl: a.WHAT THE FUCK!!!

b. AAAHHHHH!!!
by The weird bird man August 27, 2010
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cloud seeding

When waiting for your significant other (usu. female) to finish trying on clothes, and you're feeling gassy (perhaps due to eating Chipotle or because you need to poop). Rather than wait in the husband chair and stew in it, you wander the store leaving little clouds of happiness for others to find.
That Chipotle was so rank, that while Jenn was in the dressing room at Dillard's, I was forced to wander around the women's shoes doing a little cloud seeding. I'm not sitting in my own stank.
by chromigula January 11, 2010
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sesame seed

A person who follows too close in a moving vehicle; a person that follows you around everywhere.
"This dude won't get off my ass!"
"I know! He's stuck to your buns like sesame seeds."
by Elizabeth D. Gutierrez October 20, 2006
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Gundam SEED

The gayest gundam so far. A show that is a detailed yet horribly boring gundam spin-off. Trys to be a soap opera way to hard even though it's fucking anime.
G Gundam is the only gundam show worth watching.
by JOE MOMMA April 19, 2005
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Doom Seed

A Doom Seed is another term for when your iPod dies in between 18 months and 2 years.
Bob: "Oh man, my iPods Doom Seed sprouted!"

Bill: "Too bad man, my Zune is still working."
by HappyZuneOwner August 21, 2009
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